Giggity... My kind of town!

I apologize for the pixellation of this image, I was driving, while everyone else was sleeping and trying to capture this sign after passing the exit sign. If that isn't a suggestive name for a town, I don't know what is.

Enjoy.

Ahhh, the simple things in life

The simple things in life are often free and must be advertised as such for all to see... Happy "Humpin' and Dumpin'" people!

Gratuitous Beaver shot!

I know it's been a while since I got a nice beaver shot on my blog, so I figured I would put one up now. Hope you enjoy looking at my beaver. I'm still looking for more sign's that need fixin', so if you spot any, please send them. The beavers will thank you!

Keep it to yourself buddy!

My Honey spotted this while in PA a while ago, I just got around to popping it into the blog now. I am a fan of funny bumper stickers, but this crosses some kinda line. We all get off, but I doubt this guy gets "on" before getting off, especially with a sticker like that.

Perfect place to go after the Jizznasium

Yes, it does say "Spunky Dunkers". If I had to guess, I would say it was some kind of coffee and doughnut shop. But I don't have to guess, I just have to make fun of the name of their business name. Enjoy dunking your spunk.

Thanks to "thecurtis" for spotting this one!

I hope the driver isn't doing what his license plate says!

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most, if not all, states in the Union. I think that falls into the Lewd Conduct category. If you really need to be Jacken in your vehicle, park it in your garage first. For your safety and the safety of others, please keep your jacken off road, and for goodness sake, don't advertise it!

Can you FedEx my Wang?

Question was proposed once to the guys at FedEx and their reply was simple "NO". So now Wang has his own delivery trucks, delivery may not be guaranteed, but at least it gets loaded.

My balls don't bluff, ever!

Passed by this street sign twice, before noticing what it said. How does one ball bluff? I must know!

Big "O" face after the Big "O" drink

I bet it's sooooooooooo good.

Need more beavers

I wanna try something. I would like to have a day of the month dedicated to Beavers, those industrious animals that are named in nearly every state for something. Send in your signs with the word Beaver in them and I will post with credit to you.

Here's to getting "Beaver Days" started.

Homophobic much?

"OPEN MARGH 1, I'M NOT GAY NOT THAT THIERS ANYTHING WRONG WITH 1T."

Saw this gem on the way back from a mini road-trip. Is somebody trying to hide something by announcing out loud? Isn't there a name for that?

Spunk Fitness, Really?

Why not call it the "Jizz"-nasium?

Sperm Bank of Canada

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Cum on in and get cash for your cream, eh... 50 loonies should be a good offer.

Free breast exams!!!

If you won't, I will...

Get a new BJ, only $0.99!

Well, it appears that the new BJ's are horrible... Gimme an old one any day of the week!

Breaded chicken what now???

Not sure if I want to try that... Did you see it yet?