Don't mind if I do...

Saw this at a restaurant, nowhere near a bathroom! Not sure if I would drink it either way.

Vintage Beaver

It's been a while, but I got a submission from a friend at www.geriADtric.com that I couldn't pass up. So, enjoy your beaver of the month.

Duh, I thought Molten was the same as Colden

Ok, the melting point for Sulphur is roughly 240 degrees Fahrenheit. That's a pretty safe bet that Molten Sulphur is "HOT". Who was the retard person that touched the Molten Sulphur and sued?

Something doesn't look quite right

I never thought of myself as color blind, but after witnessing this, I think some people need to get their vision checked. What do you see? Me, I see an orange and black GMC Yukon XL. Apparently somebody else saw this color combination as "Yellow". What is this world coming to?

Ahhh, the simple things in life

The simple things in life are often free and must be advertised as such for all to see... Happy "Humpin' and Dumpin'" people!

Gratuitous Beaver shot!

I know it's been a while since I got a nice beaver shot on my blog, so I figured I would put one up now. Hope you enjoy looking at my beaver. I'm still looking for more sign's that need fixin', so if you spot any, please send them. The beavers will thank you!

Perfect place to go after the Jizznasium

Yes, it does say "Spunky Dunkers". If I had to guess, I would say it was some kind of coffee and doughnut shop. But I don't have to guess, I just have to make fun of the name of their business name. Enjoy dunking your spunk.

Thanks to "thecurtis" for spotting this one!

I hope the driver isn't doing what his license plate says!

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most, if not all, states in the Union. I think that falls into the Lewd Conduct category. If you really need to be Jacken in your vehicle, park it in your garage first. For your safety and the safety of others, please keep your jacken off road, and for goodness sake, don't advertise it!

Can you FedEx my Wang?

Question was proposed once to the guys at FedEx and their reply was simple "NO". So now Wang has his own delivery trucks, delivery may not be guaranteed, but at least it gets loaded.

It's got what people crave!

I saw this gem when I left the local convenience store. I guess the "e" in aging is for what people and plants crave, electrolytes! And, it is apparently the World's most functional beverage, maybe if I add 2 extra e's to Mountaine Dewe, that would make Dew super functional. Seriously, don't these advertisers use a spell checker or maybe even a proofreader before they make these ads?

"Brought to you by Carl's Jr." - I hope they pay me for that ad.

Addam's Family Value Furniture? Anyone???

I know it's been a while, but I have a few more pictures to post, so let's get to it.

Here we see what has happened to the Adams Family, they've resorted to selling used furniture. Uncle Fester checks the bulbs in the lamps, Wednesday and Pugsley make sure that the kids furniture is safe'ish, and Grand-ma'ma is waiting for the perfect set of lab-style equipment. As for Gomez and Morticia, they are still as happy as ever, just to be with each other.

Special thanks for this snapshot goes to "ang m"

Crazy elevators, always trying to confuse a guy

Now mind you that this elevator is a small standard 5 foot by 7 foot, so 35 sq. ft., right? With 21 "persons" in this thing, how long before somebody lets a fart and everyone suffocates? Other than that, are they just trying to cover their bases with Imperial, Metric and Quasi-idiot-proof measurement scales? I think I've harped on this elevator enough, time for a ride...

For indoor or outdoor use only...

It says "For household use only" but then it goes on to describe places outside of the house that it is idea for. This should be one of those "FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY" products.

The Treasury is a Lie!

"The Federal Reserve is a Private Company Running an Unconstitutional Scam!"

Really, well then don't spend money on that big-ass Dodge Durango or the back window cover... I bet this guy even voted for Obama, I didn't see that sticker though. Uncle Sam doesn't want you to have money.

Raise your hands if you think this guy should live "off the grid".

Yellow Bananas, $0.58/lb

I'm fairly certain that I am not color blind, but the yellow bananas are $0.58/lb... If you can find them, maybe they were sold out before this pic was taken by "thecurtis", I guess we'll never know.

VA Lottery getting CHEAP!

The MEGA is $32 and the POWER is $20, is it even worth playing at all?

No more idiot tax!