Duh, I thought Molten was the same as Colden

Ok, the melting point for Sulphur is roughly 240 degrees Fahrenheit. That's a pretty safe bet that Molten Sulphur is "HOT". Who was the retard person that touched the Molten Sulphur and sued?

Keep it to yourself buddy!

My Honey spotted this while in PA a while ago, I just got around to popping it into the blog now. I am a fan of funny bumper stickers, but this crosses some kinda line. We all get off, but I doubt this guy gets "on" before getting off, especially with a sticker like that.

Crazy elevators, always trying to confuse a guy

Now mind you that this elevator is a small standard 5 foot by 7 foot, so 35 sq. ft., right? With 21 "persons" in this thing, how long before somebody lets a fart and everyone suffocates? Other than that, are they just trying to cover their bases with Imperial, Metric and Quasi-idiot-proof measurement scales? I think I've harped on this elevator enough, time for a ride...

For indoor or outdoor use only...

It says "For household use only" but then it goes on to describe places outside of the house that it is idea for. This should be one of those "FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY" products.

The Treasury is a Lie!

"The Federal Reserve is a Private Company Running an Unconstitutional Scam!"

Really, well then don't spend money on that big-ass Dodge Durango or the back window cover... I bet this guy even voted for Obama, I didn't see that sticker though. Uncle Sam doesn't want you to have money.

Raise your hands if you think this guy should live "off the grid".

Haven't we seen enough?

Got Milk, Got Gas, Got Diarrhea, Got Toilet Paper, Got Immodium, Got Relief from Diarrhea, Got Empty Stomach, Got to Stop the "Got ?" Signs!

Big "O" face after the Big "O" drink

I bet it's sooooooooooo good.

Homophobic much?

"OPEN MARGH 1, I'M NOT GAY NOT THAT THIERS ANYTHING WRONG WITH 1T."

Saw this gem on the way back from a mini road-trip. Is somebody trying to hide something by announcing out loud? Isn't there a name for that?

No Dogs, Just Apartments...

Up the street a little bit is the "NO APARTMENTS IN THIS AREA" sign, just in case you were wondering.

A sign to warn about signs...

Don't post signs, with the exception being this one and the other 6-7 that prohibit posting signs around this particular place.

I wonder what would happen if you posted a sign next to this one that says "OKAY"?

As opposed to a "FAST SPEED BUMP"...

... And what ever happened to punctuation, a comma should separate the verb (SLOW) from the noun (SPEED BUMP) otherwise it makes the verb into an adjective.  Who am I kidding?  I failed english so many times.

Is this sign really necessary?

What other purpose was this sign made for?

Ok, I didn't touch the sign, now what?

Should I dremel the sharp edges, technically I wouldn't be touching it and then I could take it down since it wouldn't be sharp anymore... A-ha, I figured it out, silly sign-makers!

How do I ...

If I can figure out how to smoke a drink, I would be a millionaire!