Crazy elevators, always trying to confuse a guy

Now mind you that this elevator is a small standard 5 foot by 7 foot, so 35 sq. ft., right? With 21 "persons" in this thing, how long before somebody lets a fart and everyone suffocates? Other than that, are they just trying to cover their bases with Imperial, Metric and Quasi-idiot-proof measurement scales? I think I've harped on this elevator enough, time for a ride...

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Shouldn't this read "Book of Mormon"? I mean, come on... I normally wouldn't support book burnings, but this would be at the top of the list for the books that need it!

Wouldn't this be an Oxymor'm'on?

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